FREEDOM35
The Greasiest F#@%in' Coin on the Blockchain
"We are going get rich, boys." - Julian
Listen up. I got a plan, and it's a hell of a lot smarter than growin' dope or siphoning gas. This is crypto, boys. It's the future. We buy this FREEDOM35 coin, we get it circulating, and then we're retired. No more gettin' hassled by Lahey, no more gettin' shot at by Cory and Trevor. Just us, a pile of cash, pepperoni, and smokes. It's the perfect plan.
Words From The Boys
- Bubbles"Holy f#@% boys, this is DECENT! We can buy so many go-carts and kitty treats with this. It's gonna be majestic!"
- Ricky"It's not rocket appliances. You get the coin, you get the money. It's just supply and command. Worst case Ontario, we lose it all, but what the f#@% else is new?"
- Bubbles"Boys, I've run the numbers on my computer book-learnin' thing. The project-inals for this coin are through the roof. This is our ticket out of this s#@%hole park."
- J-Roc"Just need two-hundred and forty dollars for a shit-load of hash coins, Julian. Gnomesayin'?"
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Buy FREEDOM35
We are launching on bonk.fun. Always verify the contract address below before buying — this helps you confirm you're purchasing the real FREEDOM35 token.
The Official Shit-Roadmap
- Get Greasy: Launch the coin and get it into the hands of every drunk, stoned idiot in the park. The more the merrier.
- Pump It: Tell everyone it's the next big thing. It's easy. We'll get Cory and Trevor to hand out flyers. They'll do anything for pepperoni.
- Freedom 35: The price goes to the moon. We cash out, pay off our trailer park fees, and retire. It's that simple. What could possibly go wrong?
- Retirement: Smokes, pepperoni, rum and cokes, and maybe a new shed for Bubbles. That's the dream, boys.